Alright, listen up, motherfuckers, I have yet another problem with Skyrim, and you’re about to learn all about it! The food in Skyrim is completely useless, and this bugs the holy hell out of me, so I made the buffs you get from food better! Oh, I also added a recipe that allows you to cook human flesh because why the hell not?
-What exactly does this mod do?
Are you an illiterate cock nugget, or are you just stupid? I already said what this mod does!
-How exactly did you make the food buffs better?
I mostly increased the time and magnitude of already existing buffs, and I very occasionally added another buff that I felt made sense to have.
-Why would you add in a recipe to cook human flesh?! Isn’t that a bit twisted?
Yes, it is delightfully twisted! Next stupid question!
-Why did you make this mod?
I recently played the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for the first time (I know, I’m a latecomer), and I LOVED the cook to heal mechanic, so when I came back to Skyrim, I felt that the food was fucking pathetic, so I took it upon myself to make it better!
-Isn’t this a bit unbalanced?
Fuck you. By the way, I increased the value of food, so it is not as cheap and easy to get, and I also only buffed cooked foods for the most part. Some uncooked foods, like carrots and gourds, got a very small buff.
-Why so much swearing for a simple mod?
Because fuck you, that’s why.
-Is it compatible with (MOD X)?
Yes, just load it below (MOD X) in your load order. The only exception is that I do not think this would work with some of iNeed’s settings; make sure to turn off any price changes and to leave the food effects on if you wish to try this with iNeed..
-Do people really ask these questions?
Unfortunately, yes, they do seem to ask these questions, even the stupid jokey ones. I guess people just lack common sense.
Original URL: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/97434